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Kama hii barua pepe yangu fika, ninyi tafadhali vidarebefordra barua pepe ya risiti yangu.
Mimi vidarebefordra email hii kwa nchi mbalimbali duniani moja 1,000 kwa siku. Kama wewe ya maambukizi ya ujumbe wa barua hii tafadhali samarbeta.

Ujapani redio zuliwa silaha sana katika ulimwengu wa kwanza miaka 60 iliyopita. Japan na USA ikawatoa kampuni ya kigeni kwa sababu ya redio ya silaha. Japan na USA alifanya siri vita (uhalifu) katika redio moja sidedly silaha katika nchi mbalimbali duniani. Na Japan na Marekani kuwa nchi ya viwanda nafasi ya kwanza duniani. Japan na Marekani kuwaangamiza economy.There kigeni ni redio ya silaha katika nchi yoyote ya mahali sasa. The Kijapani redio silaha ni halina nguvu. Nchi yako lazima kulipiza kizazi kwa Japan na Marekani, kampuni ambayo ni kubwa kuliko Kijapani na american nusu ni kitu ya nchi yako. Wote wa Kijapani na makampuni ya Marekani ni mambo ya nchi mbalimbali duniani. Dunia lazima kulipiza kizazi kwa Japan na USA mpaka kampuni ya kutoweka kutoka Japan na USA Mei wewe kusamehe siri vita kwa muda mrefu kuwa Japan na Marekani walitumia silaha kwa redio? Ni hauhitaji silaha na kuanguka katika Ujapani na Marekani Don't kununua bidhaa na gari (Toyota • Nissan • Honda • Suzuki • Mitsubishi • Ford • GM • USAcar) • Umeme (National • Matsushita • HITACHI • Sanyo • NEC • Sony • PIONIEER • Sharp • Victor • wengine) zinazozalishwa nchini Japan na USA! Ikiwa kuwafundisha mataifa yako yote katika barua pepe na simu na wengine, Japan na USA kuanguka kwa njia zote.
Na makampuni ya nchi yako kuongezeka.

Kama USA majani Ujapani, Asia kuharibiwa na viwanda ni vita, na ulimwengu sekta ya mafanikio.

Ni lobsters yoyote, na nyangumi hukua. Ujapani tu hawakupata Valar na exterminated ya Valar kutoka duniani. Kama kwa miaka mia kadhaa, wewe kushika whaling kukataza ya uvuvi na lazima dunia kufanya bahari nyangumi rikedom. Nyangumi wanaweza kula moja kwa moja.

Anyway, lazima kulipiza kizazi dhidi ya Japan na USA ni mpaka katika kampuni ya nchi yako katika Ujapani na kampuni ya Kimarekani ambayo You got kwa siri vita mpaka kuja it-matajiri na nyangumi wa ulimwengu tena bahari.

Please translate this email ndani yako lugha ya kitaifa, na kuruhusu Unaweza kuonyesha mataifa yote ya nchi yako, na kushirikiana. Kama inawezekana katika nchi ya kigeni ya barua pepe tafadhali samarbeta.

Katika Kijapani Serikali, email nchi ya kigeni ni blocked kuficha ubaya wa Kijapani tendo. Mimi kuanzisha free mail (yahoo / goo / Excite / infoseek / moto), na email nchi ya kigeni ni kuzuiwa kwa mara kadhaa. Tafadhali tuma barua pepe hii hapa chini ya anwani kutoka nchi yako.

English
If my this email reaches you, you please transmit an email of the receipt to me.
I transmit this email to the various countries in the world 1,000 on one day. As for you of the transmission of a message of this email please cooperate.

Japan invented the radio weapon very first in the world 60 years ago. Japan and U.S.A. gave up a foreign firm because of a radio weapon. Japan and U.S.A. did secret war (a crime) in a radio weapon one-sidedly in the various countries in the world. And Japan and U.S.A. became the industrial country of the first place world. Japan and U.S.A. destroyed foreign economy.There is the radio weapon in country of any place now. The Japanese radio weapon is powerless. Your country must retaliate for Japan and U.S.A. The company where is higher than Japanese and american half is a thing of your country. All the Japanese and American companies are things of various countries in the world. The world must retaliate for Japan and U.S.A. till a company disappears from Japan and U.S.A. May you forgive the long secret war that Japan and U.S.A. used a radio weapon for? 　It does not need the weapon to collapse in Japan and U.S.A. Do not buy a product and a car (Toyota・Nissan・Honda・Suzuki
・Mitsubishi・Ford・GM・U.S.A.car)・Electricity（National ・ Matsushita・ Hitachi ・ SANYO ・ NEC ・ Sony ・ PIONIEER ・ SHARP ・ Victor ・ others）produced in Japan and U.S.A.! 　If you teach all your nations it in email and telephone and others, Japan and U.S.A. fall by all means.
And the companies of your country increase.
If U.S.A. leaves Japan, the Asian industry is destroyed by war, and the world industry prospers.
It is in lobsters anything, and the whale grows. Only Japan caught whales and exterminated the whales from the world. As for several hundred years, you keep the whaling prohibition of fishing and must make the world sea whale richness. The whale can eat directly.
Anyway, you must retaliate against Japan and U.S.A. till it is it in the company of your country in Japan and the American company which You got by secret war till come to it-rich with a whale the again world sea.

Please translate this email into your national language, and let You show all nations of your country it and cooperate. If possible in the foreign country of the email please cooperate.
In the Japanese Government, the email to the foreign country is blocked to hide a Japanese evil deed. I establish free mail (yahoo / goo / excite / infoseek / hot), and the email to the foreign country is prevented with several times. Please send this email to an address below from your country.